Whenever you apply this lip color, you must preface the application by bellowing, "ALRIGHT CHUMS, LET'S DO THIS." I don't care where you are or what company you are keeping; this is a rule. Enjoy.
Color: Pale pinky-lavender (similar to the text color used for the Paladin class) with subtle blue interference and gold sparks.
Flavor: Spearmint. I know chicken would have been more meme-appropriate, but chicken is a terrible flavor for a lip product. Contains real spearmint oil; may cause mild stinging or a 'plumping' effect.
Opacity: May be applied moderately opaque or built up to complete opacity.
Stains: Yes - please keep away from upholstery and small children!
Ingredients*: shea butter, organic jojoba oil, candelilla wax, vitamin E, red #27, blue #1, castor oil, mica, titanium dioxide, iron oxide, tin oxide, silica, calcium aluminum borosilicate, spearmint oil.
*Note: Although the label lists glucose as an ingredient, glucose was removed from the final formulation; intertubes are flavored but not sweetened.
Full Size (approx. 5.5 grams) $6.50
Mini (approx. 4 grams in a tin) $5.00
Sample (approx. 1.5 grams in clamshell) $1.80